May 2013
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
mnastynastynasty:
oh my god i can’t get over this
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
mcporno:
keep your eyes peeled
octupac:
hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
jaclcfrost:
“shouldn’t you be sleeping”
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
solveanyproblemwithpotatoes:
quirkybrittany:
snadwich:
16 and eggplant
you mean pregnant?
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